Lazy Davey Script
Teacher: We need to talk.
Davey: What is it now?
Teacher: Do you know exactly why you’re here?
Davey: No, but I probably don’t want to hear it.
Teacher: It’s about your work ethic. It’s horrible.
Davey: Ugh, don’t talk to me about it.
Teacher: Damn it, Davey you listen here!
Davey: Make me.
Teacher: You are the laziest student I have ever taught.
Davey: I’m not lazy, I made rock candy for you.
Teacher: Okay, the rock candy I can applaud you.
Davey: Now we’re talking
Teacher: But that’s beside the point!
Davey: Damn it...
Teacher: Hey you!
Davey: What?
Teacher: Stop standing around and make something of yourself.
Davey: *Davey starts thinking*
Narrator: Davey thought of life.
Davey: Hmm
Narrator: He leave the classroom and goes into a secret location.
Narrator: He then comes back to his teacher and he realized what he needs to do.
Davey: I know what I need to do. I am ready to work.
Teacher: Excellent work Davey. Now that’s what I wanted to hear.
Narrator: In the end, Davey impressed his teacher without doing anything super hard.
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