Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Script

So, the comic might make no sense to you, so here's the script which may or may not clear things up for you.


Lazy Davey Script
Teacher: We need to talk.

Davey: What is it now?

Teacher: Do you know exactly why you’re here?

Davey: No, but I probably don’t want to hear it.

Teacher: It’s about your work ethic. It’s horrible.

Davey: Ugh, don’t talk to me about it.

Teacher: Damn it, Davey you listen here!

Davey: Make me.

Teacher: You are the laziest student I have ever taught.

Davey: I’m not lazy, I made rock candy for you.

Teacher: Okay, the rock candy I can applaud you.

Davey: Now we’re talking

Teacher: But that’s beside the point!

Davey: Damn it...

Teacher: Hey you!

Davey: What?

Teacher: Stop standing around and make something of yourself.

Davey: *Davey starts thinking*

Narrator: Davey thought of life.

Davey: Hmm

Narrator: He leave the classroom and goes into a secret location.

Narrator: He then comes back to his teacher and he realized what he needs to do.

Davey: I know what I need to do. I am ready to work.

Teacher: Excellent work Davey. Now that’s what I wanted to hear.

Narrator: In the end, Davey impressed his teacher without doing anything super hard.

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